The Commitment Lot

Now, I am not one of those guys who have commitment issues.

Actually, I am the exact opposite. I am pro-commitment.

I don't understand people who have commitment issues.

Until today...

I was at the parking lot of Walmart driving around looking for a good spot.

When I thought I found one, I parked and started walking towards the store.

And of course, there were at least three spots that opened up the second I parked.

I was annoyed but I let it go.

Then I went to IKEA and the same thing happened.

This time, it was the PRIME spot that opened up after I parked.

I screamed "DAMNIT" like I was Jack Bauer.

Then I was like, "ooooohh, now I get it."