Split Decision

Question for the ladies...

Since when does the split in your skirt go in the front?

I thought it was always the back or maybe the side.

But lately, I've been seeing these women with the slit in the front sometimes leads to seeing something I shouldn't be seeing without their permission.

There has been a couple of cases at work where I had to tell some other women to talk to the offender because better them than me & a sexual harassment case.

But I think next time I see this, I'm gonna go up to the young lady and whisper her underwear color in her ear and then walk away.

"Pink."
--Superman from Superman: The Movie